March 2012
I do believe it is time for a toke, sir.
highlight-the-highlife:
Marijuana is bad, kids.
Me: Omg, my friend just told me weed originated in China. That makes so much fucking sense.
Roommate: Why?
Me: Um, it explains why their eyes are like that. They're just always fucking high.
Roommate: They probably walk around like "hahaha these fuckers don't even know we're high".
Me: That explains all their nuclear warfare..
Roommate: That's why they built that fucking wall... to protect their weed.
