Marijuana is bad, kids.
- Me: Omg, my friend just told me weed originated in China. That makes so much fucking sense.
- Roommate: Why?
- Me: Um, it explains why their eyes are like that. They're just always fucking high.
- Roommate: They probably walk around like "hahaha these fuckers don't even know we're high".
- Me: That explains all their nuclear warfare..
- Roommate: That's why they built that fucking wall... to protect their weed.
